…was someone’s Google search today that brought up my blog. What a raging disappointment I must have been! Aww. “sad face*
To the poor boy searching the internet for eye candy:
I can only apologize profusely.
For being a real person.
With her mind focused on something other than your penis.
(Sorry for jumping to gender conclusions. That was wrong of me.)
talesfromthemotherland-
A couple of weeks ago, I got “sniffing butts”… which led (as it often does) back to my post: Call Me Prissy… Butt, which is about as far from butt sniffing as a freak can get. I will have to divert future searched back to the is wonderful response! You crack me up.
meagan mac-
Hilarious, Dawn!! “sniffing butts” = awesome.
talesfromthemotherland-
There have beens some real doozies! I bet we could start a blog about funny search engines…Oh, there’s an idea!
meagan mac-
Do it! I bet they’re funny…
talesfromthemotherland-
Maybe next week, for The Middle. 😉 It will be hard enough to keep up with NNWM, let alone create new blogs 3x a week!
elamonster-
lol! I don’t even know how to see who searched for me, but the possibility of something as entertaining as that makes me want to find out!
meagan mac-
In WordPress there’s a tab you can go to that lets you see your stats… like from what countries did your views come from, what search terms are bringing people to your site, how many views per day, etc. It’s pretty cool, but it’s also neurosis-making. Especially on the days when like only 2 people visit your site. Boo.
dearferrero-
Hilarious!
meagan mac-
I thought so, too 🙂
blowingoffsteamandmore-
Ha! That’s awesome. I can’t wait to check this out on my blog since the title has “Blowing Off” in it, I may get some funny ones.
meagan mac-
Yes! The things people search for…
The terms that bring people to my blog are at times a source of amusement; other times I get depressed and lose my faith in humanity. Overall, it’s good to laugh about, though. You should definitely post some of your best (zaniest) search terms. Your blog name, like mine, has a natural propensity to bring the, uh, less “appropriate” searches to light.